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I like smoking

Well as I was just outside having a ciggie, the lady from upstairs said "Ahh puffing away, again" and that just suddenly sparked a line in my head: I like smoking, smoking likes me, then within a few minutes I created a few more paragraphs and now its complete!
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Dale Hay - I Like Smoking

I like smoking,
Smoking likes me.
I'm not going to stop,
In july-ee.

Goverment warnings,
Stuck up signs.
Anti-smoking arseholes,
They always whine.

But when the ban comes in,
I'll do other stuff.
I'd get some of that powdered thing,
That they call Snuff.

I'd sit in a pub,
Or on a bus.
I'd snort it all day long,
Without any fuss.

I'd still get my nicoteen,
Oh yes i will.
Go over to drugs,
Nah I dont fancy that pill.

NHS workers say "stop smoking",
I say, darling, dont you know its a socialable thing.

Lend me a fag,
Lend me a snout.
Feck off you pikey,
I'm not giving them out.

Goverment warnings,
Stuck up signs.
Anti-smoking arseholes,
They always whine.

I still goto the shop,
And stand in the cue.
To get my fag,
so goverment FUCK YOU!
Copyright, Dale Hay, 2007.