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I'm going to be on TV

6th Jul 2006 05:00am Channel 4 are going to be showing a programme on TV which will be filmed by a filming company and i'm going to be there.. I will be on TV. Woo!
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Comment system disabled

4th Jul 2006 05:00am The comment system on the news posts has been disabled while a criminal investigation is taking place over a comment on story number 121 (Road to Recovery). I apologise if you wish to leave a comment but these steps have been taken to ensure no more problems occur. The police have been told about a certain comment and it has now been classed as a "Homophobic Incident" which is a serious crime now. So I hope the poster of that comment is happy with themselves as your ISP (BT) and the Police are working together to track you down and charge you.
I will reopen the comment system when the case has been sorted. Thank You. :)
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4th July

4th Jul 2006 05:00am Well today is the day when back in 1776 we (Britain) gave America to the erm.. Americans. :) Yep, Independence Day. No big UFO mother ships though. :p Enjoy your day Americans. Have a drink for me. :)
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Arcade

29th Jun 2006 05:00am In the next few days the Arcade will be merged with the other website which I run ConvoWorld. I was just wondering though, would you like to see more games to be added to it? If so, please state what types of games you like - and I will try my best to add them for you. :)

» ConvoWorld
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Road to recovery

24th Jun 2006 05:00am Well after sleeping and just resting, I feel a hell of a lot better. I did goto the doctor on Friday but they said there is nothing available till Monday, so I'll go on Monday, but sods law states that everything will be fine with me on Monday... typical!! But I will still go and ask why and how could I lose 2 stone of weight in 2 weeks ??

Oh and I've added a new "how to" guide in the How To section.
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Under the weather

22nd Jun 2006 05:00am Over the past two weeks I've been hiding the fact that I'm ill. Inside me is feeling awful - upset stomachs, weight loss (2 stone in 2 weeks), the odd bit of blood from "behind" and the odd stomach pain. I have no idea what the hell is wrong with me... I feel like crap! So I'm going to be having a rest from a few things and give myself a "refresh" period. If for any reason the site goes down, that's because i'm not online to pay the bill as I'm no where near having money to pay anything! I cannot afford my internet bill, domain name renewal OR my hosting. So if everything ends up going down - bare with me and i'll try and get hold of some money from somewhere to fund things, unless you fancy donating a bit of money to the site by PayPal. (My PayPal email address is: dalehay@gmail.com ) - At the moment anything will help.
I am looking for a job too - but no where ever seems to have anything going, which sucks really badly! Urgh!
So if you don't see/hear from me for a while then it's because I'm just not up for coming online ...
Take care for a bit. :) Dale xxx
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My mates kitten "Missy"

18th Jun 2006 05:00am On Friday night I went around my mates house and she has this lovely little kitten called "Missy". Awww it's so sweet... and the lovely thing is that she even "posed" for her pictures.

      
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Power Cut

13th Jun 2006 05:00am Well at 2.40pm today (Tuesday 13th June 2006) the power in my house went. As normal with power cuts they usually sort themselves out within 30 minutes, however this one was different. I decided to go downtown with my mom to the doctors to see what these "spots" were all over my little sister. We got back around 4pm to find the power had still gone. The neighbours were out in their front gardens nattering about it. Only one bloke had power - he kept joking that he'd sell us a kettle-full of hot water for 50p.

It got to 4.30pm and we decided to contact the electric company (Powergen). They told us their "systems were down" and to "phone back tommorow". Obviously this is unacceptable due to us having to feeed a almost 2 year old and a 6 month old. I popped down the council to see if they could do anything, sadly they couldn't.

Luckily my mom put the hot water on earlier and none had been used, so the baby could have a dodgily-warm bottle of milk. We are now really limited now as the electric has gone because the phones are digital, kettle, oven, microwave, fridge, freezer, TV, computer and lights are all electric. Luckily it's not winter! As the fire is gas, but only works through an electric pump.

At the time of writing this (on paper - then copying onto laptop when the power comes back on) i'm smoking a fag in front of a candle which makes me look like Florence bloody Nightingale. It's currently 10.50pm. I've had my phone off to save my battery as I cannot charge it, I'm now starting to understand how the cave people were.

The electric company repair people are outside doing work but have said they "will work through the night" until the electric is back on - unless someone complains about the noise they're making. The only noise they are making though is from the saw that is sawing the concrete. Oh this is fun. I need to wash my clothes but can't - i'll have to wear the same ones as today for tommorow ... like I don't already. (j/k!)

I'm having internet withdrawal symptoms at the moment - missing ConvoWorld and this place and MySpace and other sites. I'm glad I never went into Big Brother - i'd be bored off my titties!! (Note: I didn't audition for Big Brother - I was just told that if my mates had got a golden ticket they would give it to me, so they could watch me in the house.)

Bored! Bored! Bored! I'm so bored at the moment I feel like writing a novel about a German womens love for a transexual black afro-caribbean priest ... or so bored I might pray!! My goodness! It's eleven o'clock now... the power has been off for 8 hours and 20 minutes! I can still hear sawing outside - I hope no-one complains since its after 11pm now.

Well it's currently 1.20am and still there is no electric! My candle is onto it's 2nd layer and burning bright as usual. I'm currently listening to "Children of the Night" on whats left of my MP3 Player battery - as that is about to go too.

My mom and the kids have fell asleep - though i'm alive and kicking (as usual!) but don't really have anything to do. I don't think i've thought abou thte internet this much since I went from 56k to 512k. He he. Ooo Shania Twian - Don't be Stupid - is playing ... wonderful. :)

2.15am - Still no electricity! I'm starting to feel tired now, but don't want to goto sleep. I've just read on the back of our power suppliers (Powergen) letter and it states "You may be entitled to compensation if you've had loss of power for more than 18 hours". So if the power is still off by 8.40am then we can try and get compensation - knowing Powergen there compensation would be a "Sorry" and 10 quid.

As soon as the power does come on i'm going to go for a satisfying dump then putting my laptop on charge and to type this up. I will date it as yesterday (13th) as it's now Wednesday.

Wooo! It's 2.45am and the power has just come back on! So that's 12 hours and 5 minutes the power has been off... well no chance of getting any compensation ... but a crappy phone call to Powergen should hopefully sort something out. :) Ahhhh sleeeeeeepp!!! :D
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Dodgy Walls

9th Jun 2006 05:00am If you ever see a dodgy wall... never push someone onto it... I mean look here is a dodgy wall

Dodgy Wall

And, well, what can I say... we pushed someone into it and, well, they fell. Sort of. Oops!

Dodgy Wall
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Birmingham Pride 2006

29th May 2006 05:00am Yesterday I helped out in the parade for Birmingham's Gay Pride parade. I did start off pushing a horse from behind, however I got promoted and was allowed to push a big pile of bull turd through the parade. :D It was a really nice day - and yes I did get drunk!! :D

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Here is a little thing that one of my mates with me have decided to write about an event that happened last night. *cough*
Ok so yesterday was Birmingham Pride, was a bloody great day, met some cool people (Kim and Ian)
Well something so funny happened, me and Adam couldnt breath we were laughing so much!!!!
It was about 8:30.
Me, Adam, Kat and Kim were sitting out side just having a chat and stuff when Dale and Ian showed up.
Dale was REALLY drunk; he couldnt even get his words out properly or walk straight!
Well after they came and sat with us Dale decides he needed a piss, but instead of going to the toilet he got his cock out at the table, and grabbed a glass.
In panic we all tolled him not to, then I realised my bag was right under him, I tried to pull it away but it was stuck under his chair! I was shouting Dale let me get my bag over and over, but he wouldnt move.
He started to piss in the glass and then I really panicked (drunk guy pissing cant have a good aim)
So I started to pull my bag hoping the strap would break (3 quid bag who would have thought it was so strong)
Well he almost had the glass full so with all the energy I had I pulled, Dale put the glass on the table as I did this, I pulled my bag and Snap the leg to the chair came off Dale fell to the ground, but first he grabbed the table and sent his cup of piss flying.
Dale on the ground got covered in his own piss, so drunk he just sat there laughing with his cock still hanging out, people all around just looking at him, me and Adam were laughing so hard we were crying, Kat and Kim were laughing too and looking very discussed, Ian was not fazed much as he was still sitting next to a piss covered Dale drinking his beer.

Then it was almost time to go home and another dance in the big tent, a stop at tescos, then we all crashed around at Adams, talking listening to music, so I didnt get any sleep AGAIN last night, so im going to sleep now :p
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